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Post by injamul_ahmed on Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:49 pm

Guys Tell us Jokes chuchot & also read Jokes from here lol! ...... Keep Smiling Smile

First From My side bleh

#Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!

Another one...

# Q. What's orange & sounds like a Parrot ???
Answer : Carrot......

laugh lol

Now it's ur Turn to tell us a Jokes.
roflroll roflroll roflroll

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Super thread Shad.

Post by kabuto1995 on Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:02 am

Now is my turn.

Love is life
life is wife
wife is knife

and knife is dangerous.
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Post by injamul_ahmed on Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:07 am

laugh it's Awesome....

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Post by kabuto1995 on Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:24 am

Thanks.
what means A.D.I.D.A.S?
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Post by injamul_ahmed on Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:31 am

lol! laugh I didn't know the full form of ADIDAS .. But Today I know it lol
Thanks for the informations tongue5

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Post by kabuto1995 on Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:52 am

Your welcome.
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Post by justbe3112 on Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:54 pm

Hahahaha! lol lol
U all so funny! But enough with jokes on women! Very Happy & take some about Men... bleh rolf

Men Are Like...

... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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Post by kabuto1995 on Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:35 pm

I don't think so! What you want to say? The men aren't emotions? Hahahahaha:-):-):-):-)
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Post by justbe3112 on Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:59 pm

Hahahaha! Both of us deserves to laugh at ! lol
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Post by danish009 on Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:14 am

Very Happy
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Post by injamul_ahmed on Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:05 am

ohh man don't start meow & Bow fight....... just laugh lol

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Post by justbe3112 on Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:51 am

another one! clap

Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug. clap lol2 lol
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Post by injamul_ahmed on Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:51 am

clap Another great one...

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Post by kabuto1995 on Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:02 pm

Yes. Is great.
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Post by Adj1993 on Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:39 pm

Wow Smile great Very Happy lol

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Post by danish009 on Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:35 pm

my joke chuchot
did anyone got it
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Post by danish009 on Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:52 pm

here is the joke


"Hey lets talk." "About what?" "Umm..lets talk about nuclear power." "Ok, but first temme, a horse, a cow and a dear all eat the same stuff-grass. Yet a dear excretes like pallets, while cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Hmmm, i have no idea." "And you... wanted to discuss nuclear power when you dont know shit!" ;)
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Post by kabuto1995 on Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:15 pm

Hahahaha! This is hillary.
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Post by injamul_ahmed on Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:55 am

I don't understand .. My english is soooo poooor :p

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Post by luvfist on Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:01 pm

haha dani
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